Wayyyy back for some more than others.
I kid. I kid.
The day after you said your beloved "I do's". Do you remember how excited you were to go on your honeymoon? You had all of your sexy lingerie, your
Inhibitions to the wind, we get off of our plane and soon we are at our luxurious Villa in the Riviera Maya. Yes, even a Mayan Shower (don't be dirty). It was an outside shower and somehow know one could see inside the shower. Kinda of like we were in the jungle or Survivor meets The Ritz Carlton.
Everything is going great UNTIL the dreaded excursion. The plan is to go with a group to the ocean and Kayak then hang out on private island. Sounds dreamy....
Of course I can hardly wait for this. I know with Mr. Kayak by my side we are going to show all these chumps how it's really done. Did I forget to mention Mr. Kayak is PETRIFIED of the friggin ocean and I have an issue with thinking I am the best at everything I do (shocking, I know) even if I NEVER in my life have been on a canoe, let alone a kayak.
We get in....
Everything starts out surprisingly nice. Then we begin to drift and when I say drift I mean all six of the other kayaks are starting to look like ants because we are so off course. You would think at this point the fact that we are Honeymooners and, hello, I have my
After crying, cursing, promising up and down that if we even make it alive (which I doubt we will because we are in the ocean and are going to get eatin by Jaws any second) we are NEVER and I repeat NEVER getting in another Kayak for as long as we both shall live.
Guess what? We made it back to our group. They were all waiting for us. It was fabulous.
We are now at the private island. White sandy beach, tiki bar and these amazingly fabulous hammocks. Did I mention I was not speaking to Mr. Kayak because 10 minutes prior to that he almost killed me.
What's a girl in her
I will be 80 years old and still laugh about that day.
Alright all of you love birds... Tell me some of your funny stories about your honeymoon. I can't be the only one with a story. Right?